![]() I figured it would do the greatest good for the greatest number of people. After I filled half a page with geometric calculations, constructing the Ultimate Michael Bay Drinking Game seemed a much more utilitarian distraction. ![]() I spent a good thirty minutes contemplating how hard I’d need to throw this movie off my balcony in order to ensure its disc would land at the optimum place in the street where it was sure to be run over by as many cars as possible. Since Pearl Harbor bored me so damn much, my mind savored any distraction. As that great old drunk Stephen Hopkins (my favorite character from 1776) once said, “So it’s up to me, eh?” That’s what you get for falling down on the job, fellow rummies. But while individual drinking games exist for individual films, apparently no drunk has the courage to construct a game applicable to Bay’s entire oeuvre. Incidentally, Googling “Michael Bay Drinking Game” yields up some dangerous results. I was the one playing that drinking game. Re-examining Armageddonall but killed me, though that’s partially my own fault. Full daylight? In a Michael Bay establishing shot? Revolutionary!
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